Again?!?

Didn't make the basketball team... again. Honestly, what's the point anymore? Feels like no matter how hard I try, it's never enough. Guess I'm just not good enough.

Seeing other people celebrate while I'm stuck here feeling like a failure, yeah, that's fun. Maybe it's time to just give up on this dream.

Life's really good at reminding me I'm not cut out for anything.

#Failure #WhyDoIBother #DoneTrying


Really, Janice?

I literally cannot believe this is my life right now. Janice, MY BEST FRIEND, showed up today wearing the EXACT same outfit as me. Not oh, it's similar, but like a straight-up copy-paste of MY look. She knew I was wearing it, I literally Snapchatted her last night about it!

This isn’t just an outfit. This was MY moment. I spent weeks planning it, and she just snatched it like it was hers. I feel so betrayed. How could she do this to me?! I can't even look at her right now. My whole day is RUINED.

Everyone kept joking, 'Who wore it better?' Newsflash: NOT THE POINT. I'm beyond done. Guess I need a new best friend who doesn't steal my identity.

#Betrayal #FakeFriends #WhyJaniceWhy


Why Me Dear Lord, Why?

I am at my wit's end with these inconsiderate neighbors! Another night, another LOUD party blaring music until the early hours. Some of us need peace and quiet to sleep, but apparently, that's too much to ask for these days.

And the worst part? When I call the police, they act like I'm the problem. They don’t even take me seriously! They actually called me 'Karen'! My name is MARTHA, thank you very much. Is it too much to expect people to respect their neighbors and the law?

I'm not trying to ruin anyone's fun, but this is my home, too. If the roles were reversed, I bet they’d be the first ones complaining. But no, it's just 'the cranky old lady' to them. Well, this cranky old lady is NOT backing down.

#RespectYourNeighbors #NoiseComplaint #WhyDoesNoOneCare


Young People Today!!!

Seems like young people today don't have any respect for us 'old-timers.' Just because I can't figure out how to stream music or do my banking on a phone doesn’t mean I'm not still a person!

Back in my day, we had 8-tracks, and let me tell you, they were FAR superior. You didn’t need to download anything, no buffering nonsense, just pop it in and go. And don’t get me started on how simple life was when banks had actual humans you could talk to instead of these confusing apps.

I'm not some relic of the past—I've lived, I've learned, and I've got stories these kids couldn't even imagine. But all they see is an 'old guy' who doesn't know how to use a touchscreen. Newsflash: respect doesn't have an age limit. And maybe the world could slow down just a little to let people like me catch up.

#RespectYourElders #8TrackForever #StillHere